the opposite sex

what is it about women that makes us men do silly, silly things? this is one question i fear will never be answered. God damnit.

the end is the beginning is the end

so.....i've finally given in to the desire to publicly rant, rave & bitch about anything and everything that makes this event we call life a bit more interesting.

my life per se (i've always wanted to say that :P ) may not be of particular interest to all and sundry but i'll try and inject bits of humour here and there in hopes that those who actually bother to read this will stay tuned long enough for me to garner enough hits to secure a sponsorhip deal thus making me stupidly rich. You HAVE been warned.....

so far the day has been rather mundane (as the last few weeks have been)....just getting on with work as per usual. I'm in the refurbishment business see ? I have the unenviable job of trading in and refurbishing BMW's & MINI's for a luxury dealership. Of course, part of the job is to test the cars...which i used to do with much enthusiasm. Tearing down the roads nearby and scaring of fellow motorists. I think i have single handedly convinced more people (than probably the Good Lord Himself) by now that its a fact that BMW driver's are complete fucking assholes on the road.

But here is where i'd like to clarify something. We weren't BORN assholes, but any man or woman worth their salt has to bloody admit that there's something about driving that car which gives you a certain arrogance and smugness that would rival most Ferrari owners. I mean sure, Mercedes is "classy" , Ferrari is "sexy" , Harley Davidson's are "rugged" , Alfa Romeo's are "beautiful" , Jaguars are "temperamental" , Protons are "fucked up" etc. etc..... but a BMW just simply says "i'm arrogant, and i bloody know it" ....okay so i may be a bit biased cos i work for them...but hey ...i wouldnt have it any other way.

Oh yeah......went for a ride in the new M3. Yes, it was RED. And God Damn she's fast. Pure speed, adrenaline and dare i say a fair bit of sex appeal. This is the kind of car that would make even Hannah Tan go weak at the knees. And i'll bet that's never happened to her before. Yep. That good.

We took the car up to Kuantan and back. Part of the "clocking in mileage" process. We have to get this car up to 5,000KM's before we allow it to go onto Sepang for the BMW M track day ...which is comin up in two weeks time. So yeah.... the car has to be properly run in and basically has to be driven every moment possible. *sigh* hard work indeed....